What to do when you're being followed...

Well. Hi.
Here's a little something from reminiscing Year 10 Health. And figuring out what was meant by teeter-totter. Hah.
And learning dead people can laugh or just that one can...
Actually we just took the piss out of this class. Like Bio. Haha. Bio. What a joke.

Health Year 10 Notes
Being Followed

Types of Followers:- Alive
- Dead
- Vampires
- Non-Vampires
- Women
- Non-women
- Schtorkerereary
- Stalker
- Person
- Not a person

Strategies:- Stay home forever and have no social life
- Take a fluoro orange water pistol wherever you go and claim it’s a real gun
- Walk around in circles to see if they follow your exact footsteps
- Stalk the stalker back
- Get your family to follow you as you walk in the car just behind you
- Pretend to be homeless
- Sit down in the middle of road, footpath, grass etc.
- Carry box with you to hide in
- Pretend to be: crazy, a cow, any animal, ‘fish’ works REALLY well
- Roll over and play DEAD
- Take a jet plane
- Get a bodyguard
- Run away screaming “FUSPOWBA” while they try and figure what in god’s name a FUSPOWBA is
- Drop DEAD for real
- Get a friend to ‘stalk’ you so when someone else stalks you (or tries to) you can say: “Sorry, I’m already being stalked” (cue: enter ‘stalker’) (ie friend)
- Stalk your stalker’s family or them while being a crazy person
- Carry REAL weapon for ‘negotiations’