Maybe, this world, is coming to an end. In terms of literature; although it’s not fair to belittle a certain vampire series based a frozen turkey baser dipped in crazy glue then glitter, but all in all literature has slowly aged and is becoming instinct like the fabled queer dodo.
But, sometimes, like all crazed fans do, they take it too far. They tend to take it beyond points of reason, sanity and even clinically insane. Oh no, they have to prove their fanalty- fan loyalty and turn into psychos. Something that is substituted into fan nazis. Because using a little thing called freedom of speech found in Article 3 in the Universal declaration of Human rights adopted on 10th December 1948 by the UN; it says, I kid you not “Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of person.” This right is found even more accurately in Article 19 as it states “Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.” Now, with articles like these in a UNIVERSAL declaration then where are these rights when little psycho’s come and attack you for having an OPINION.
This is not a dictatorship, yes, you MAY like it, I’d rather you didn’t but I’m not gonna try and convert you by shoving large words you can’t even pronounce down your throat while you squander your time squealing about the characters, a so called well-developed plot and what’s more, a book that is so well-written it’s not only based off Romeo and Juliet it even exceeds aforementioned play in being “awesome”. How twilight manages to be Romeo and Juliet without being sued for copyright is beyond me, if I was shakespeare I’d be royally pissed off that someone’s taken my plot added minor changes and threw in a couple of sparkles on some characters and re-sold it as a masterpiece.
Nothing gives ANYONE the right to attack both verbally, physically and in some cases sexually over a book. If you were a fan you shouldn’t have a problem with “haters” you shouldn’t care if you were a real fan and a real person who’s capable of compassion, empathy and something I like to call a little human decency. A reason why it’s called HUMAN decendy and not just decency right? So if you’ve ever felt like beating the crap out of people for criticising your favourite book series or author with their own opinion which is a right as has been mentioned above then you need to down the whole stock of concrete pills in your local pharmacy and harden up. There will always people out there who won’t like the book, it’s not a winning lotto ticket to a small fortune of 13.4 million dollars now is it? No? Very good, I see we are learning, and because it’s not that magic lotto ticket we all want and LIKE then what is the problem with people not liking it? Most people don’t brussel sprouts but you don’t see brussel sprouts fans trying to get revenge for poor, defenceless, tiny cabbages do you? Well no, so therefore no one has the right to do so with the application of this theory to other issues plaguing todays society.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Chapter One of Reality bites back
Chapter One
I won’t lie and pretend I know all the strategies of how to survive rabid fan girls especially the ones we like to call twilight retards. Because really, if you have the insane notion that a fictional character, let alone a fictional being it is time to ask yourself the important question. Was I ever dropped on my head as a baby? Did they drop me lots or like push me down a flight of stairs? Or did darling mother smoke pot, tobacco, ‘shoot up’ and get a little too drunk every day for the approximate 9 months she was pregnant with me? Or maybe I’m just another test-tube baby made in a dirty test tube? You never know. It could one of these, all of these if your mother ingested said test-tube or just a majority of them.
Now, attacks, they make us feel threatened as they should otherwise defeating the purpose of an attack. What’s an attack if it does not threaten or at least attempt to instill fear into someone? A joke? Oh haha, hilarious jokes guys. When everyone hops onto the metaphorical bandwagon for various fads it’s always a bad sign for those of us lucky enough to have semi-normal parents who wrapped us in bubble wrap so when dropped our precious little heads and brains did not get altered into a freakishly weird one as exhibited by fan girls around the world. Fads are dangerous; they create rabid fan girls usually teenage girls. Who are at their most vulnerable, playing the part of a depressed, needy maiden who needs rescuing by none other than a fictional, perfect prince.
We all need to repeat this very true and EASY mantra: “fiction is not REAL” by repeating this we can make sure we will be less likely if not immune to falling into the rabid fan girl lusting over a fictional man stereotype. Yes, we all know they’re perfect, romantic everything a guy should be but the whole point of their perfection is to raise our standards of men and give them something to try and improve about themselves resulting in what is known to be Valentines Day. But it’s feministic of authors or authoress’ as they were previously known to create unrealistic expectations, men are accused of doing the same thing but about women. Now we jump down their throats while secretly planning our latest diet and exercise regime and complain about the unfairness of it all. Take a step back, take a deep breath and give poor males a chance to prove themselves as half-decent in most respects. Let your unrealistic fictional ideals go, after all most romance stories are just used to make us feel good, give us hope that we too will find a “rugged, dark, tall, handsome stranger with washboard abs” to come along with his brains and caring nature to sweep us off our feet and take us away to some castle and steal what many call “our most precious gift”, our virginity.
Stop believing the bollocks, learn about this simple thing called reality and start living life. You know you’ve reached rabid fan girl status (or rabid fan boy status as the case can be) when you are delusional and have the false belief that if you, jump out of or off of various tall buildings/ infrastructures your fictional love (forever and ever and ever because you two are SOULMATES) will appear out of nowhere and stop you from plunging to your doom and breaking numerous bones in your body. Many people would be pleased to know that there are less fans to be afraid and wary of as they display their anti-fad gear proudly, however, I believe fans are simply misguided retards, who, through no fault of their own fell into a fad trap and seem to believe such radical, impossible things like vampires sparkle and are no longer the “scary” creatures you believed them to be when watching movies like Van Helsing or League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. No, because to you, those images of vampires are unrealistic and FALSE, vampires, are and always have been gorgeous creatures with the stealth of panthers, the allure of a sexy perfume and model, the appeal of something you know you shouldn’t have and most importantly these vampires SPARKLE, they are faceted creatures designed to sparkle in the sun not burn as the rest of humanity OBVIOUSLY believes them to do. They do not shirk away from religious icons and as you all know, religion and the Church have been lying to you for all these years. Vampires are capable of living fulfilling, happy lives with their one true soul mates despite THEIR OWN CLAIMS of being dangerous killing machines. Now, really, if you were a machine you are incapable of feeling emotions that is correct yes? Yes. So therefore without emotion there is no love and without emotion there is no love. Love we all know, is the root of soul mate-dom. Something that somehow is managed by the vampires of what is now considered contemporary literature.
I won’t lie and pretend I know all the strategies of how to survive rabid fan girls especially the ones we like to call twilight retards. Because really, if you have the insane notion that a fictional character, let alone a fictional being it is time to ask yourself the important question. Was I ever dropped on my head as a baby? Did they drop me lots or like push me down a flight of stairs? Or did darling mother smoke pot, tobacco, ‘shoot up’ and get a little too drunk every day for the approximate 9 months she was pregnant with me? Or maybe I’m just another test-tube baby made in a dirty test tube? You never know. It could one of these, all of these if your mother ingested said test-tube or just a majority of them.
Now, attacks, they make us feel threatened as they should otherwise defeating the purpose of an attack. What’s an attack if it does not threaten or at least attempt to instill fear into someone? A joke? Oh haha, hilarious jokes guys. When everyone hops onto the metaphorical bandwagon for various fads it’s always a bad sign for those of us lucky enough to have semi-normal parents who wrapped us in bubble wrap so when dropped our precious little heads and brains did not get altered into a freakishly weird one as exhibited by fan girls around the world. Fads are dangerous; they create rabid fan girls usually teenage girls. Who are at their most vulnerable, playing the part of a depressed, needy maiden who needs rescuing by none other than a fictional, perfect prince.
We all need to repeat this very true and EASY mantra: “fiction is not REAL” by repeating this we can make sure we will be less likely if not immune to falling into the rabid fan girl lusting over a fictional man stereotype. Yes, we all know they’re perfect, romantic everything a guy should be but the whole point of their perfection is to raise our standards of men and give them something to try and improve about themselves resulting in what is known to be Valentines Day. But it’s feministic of authors or authoress’ as they were previously known to create unrealistic expectations, men are accused of doing the same thing but about women. Now we jump down their throats while secretly planning our latest diet and exercise regime and complain about the unfairness of it all. Take a step back, take a deep breath and give poor males a chance to prove themselves as half-decent in most respects. Let your unrealistic fictional ideals go, after all most romance stories are just used to make us feel good, give us hope that we too will find a “rugged, dark, tall, handsome stranger with washboard abs” to come along with his brains and caring nature to sweep us off our feet and take us away to some castle and steal what many call “our most precious gift”, our virginity.
Stop believing the bollocks, learn about this simple thing called reality and start living life. You know you’ve reached rabid fan girl status (or rabid fan boy status as the case can be) when you are delusional and have the false belief that if you, jump out of or off of various tall buildings/ infrastructures your fictional love (forever and ever and ever because you two are SOULMATES) will appear out of nowhere and stop you from plunging to your doom and breaking numerous bones in your body. Many people would be pleased to know that there are less fans to be afraid and wary of as they display their anti-fad gear proudly, however, I believe fans are simply misguided retards, who, through no fault of their own fell into a fad trap and seem to believe such radical, impossible things like vampires sparkle and are no longer the “scary” creatures you believed them to be when watching movies like Van Helsing or League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. No, because to you, those images of vampires are unrealistic and FALSE, vampires, are and always have been gorgeous creatures with the stealth of panthers, the allure of a sexy perfume and model, the appeal of something you know you shouldn’t have and most importantly these vampires SPARKLE, they are faceted creatures designed to sparkle in the sun not burn as the rest of humanity OBVIOUSLY believes them to do. They do not shirk away from religious icons and as you all know, religion and the Church have been lying to you for all these years. Vampires are capable of living fulfilling, happy lives with their one true soul mates despite THEIR OWN CLAIMS of being dangerous killing machines. Now, really, if you were a machine you are incapable of feeling emotions that is correct yes? Yes. So therefore without emotion there is no love and without emotion there is no love. Love we all know, is the root of soul mate-dom. Something that somehow is managed by the vampires of what is now considered contemporary literature.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Homophobia is the Way
This video was made by a friend of mine.
Apparently the original, which I never saw (regretfully) was taken down for being offensive. Despite the video being satirical in nature…
Well.
That was my “surprise” today.
School was full on, the largest class being biology with 27 people and all my others (so far) excluding English have about 12 in each. Which is nice and cosy =]
Thrilling huh?
Applications for head boy (or girl), prefect and house captain are due in Thursday along with the sports one (hah. Like I even run xD) and the others should be handed in too. A lot of admin stuff which is totally lame but it needs to be done. And the funny moment?
When the history teacher gave us notes with half the pages missing. All the odd numbers too. Biased. That’s all I suppose from me.
Oh and Stats is as everyone says it is. A free for all, muck around, odd ball class.
God, I hope I learn and do better in this than in calc xD
Monday, February 2, 2009
School.
It'd be odd just to post the title although i have done that repeatedly by pushing the Enter button on the key board/ key pad thing...
Anyway.
So school, it's my last year, it better be the best or there will be severe retributions in the form of a diktat. Hopefully. I just hope it will be as good as everyone makes it out to be.
Oh dear, the kitten is staring at me almost glaring but not quite managing it. She is an incredibly lazy cat who I must say isn't the brightest.
I have a female homeroom teacher, the first since year 8. Almost fitting that I started with a female and am ending with a female.
I am slightly disappointed Batmanson is no longer my history teacher (no wonder he tried to get me to do Classics xD) but Miss Walters is nice enough. And with time we will have in jokes with her. And then there's the trip this year =]
I'm keen for that.
But the history class is a lot bigger this year =[
So it won't be as cosy...
Same with Bio. 12 people last year now over 20 if I assume correctly (although that's near impossible to do) but we do have the cool Bio teacher. Easily distracted but full of interesting information. Usually xD
Ah. Tomorrow's timetable...
Period 1: Statistics
Period 2: Religious Education
Period 3: Chemistry
Period 4: History
Period 5: Biology
Okay so I'm not so keen on some of these but oh well. Although DAVID is a lucky boy who gets to have a study period last period i.e. he can muck around although that's how I treat RE most days actually, all the time. I can't help it. It's just not that great =[ No PE this year or Rec instead we have Study so yeah. I wouldn't mind Rec. It would be fun =] That' all from me off to finish my dinner
Anyway.
So school, it's my last year, it better be the best or there will be severe retributions in the form of a diktat. Hopefully. I just hope it will be as good as everyone makes it out to be.
Oh dear, the kitten is staring at me almost glaring but not quite managing it. She is an incredibly lazy cat who I must say isn't the brightest.
I have a female homeroom teacher, the first since year 8. Almost fitting that I started with a female and am ending with a female.
I am slightly disappointed Batmanson is no longer my history teacher (no wonder he tried to get me to do Classics xD) but Miss Walters is nice enough. And with time we will have in jokes with her. And then there's the trip this year =]
I'm keen for that.
But the history class is a lot bigger this year =[
So it won't be as cosy...
Same with Bio. 12 people last year now over 20 if I assume correctly (although that's near impossible to do) but we do have the cool Bio teacher. Easily distracted but full of interesting information. Usually xD
Ah. Tomorrow's timetable...
Period 1: Statistics
Period 2: Religious Education
Period 3: Chemistry
Period 4: History
Period 5: Biology
Okay so I'm not so keen on some of these but oh well. Although DAVID is a lucky boy who gets to have a study period last period i.e. he can muck around although that's how I treat RE most days actually, all the time. I can't help it. It's just not that great =[ No PE this year or Rec instead we have Study so yeah. I wouldn't mind Rec. It would be fun =] That' all from me off to finish my dinner
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Okay. This is "important"
Yay. Option day was good. I got everything I wanted despite failing one thing xD
I thought the ones I posted yesterday were bad. And then David showed me this...
Who would do this? And most importantly have they seen a psychologist???
BEcause that's mean and cruel and just horrible.
And then Lovely Chris wrote this and it cheered me right on up. Thanks homeskillet.
Wait. Then dnfbsjf,hbadsujh just said he stole them and didn't think of them. Although they sounded a tad too good for him. KIDDING Chris.
To make up for it you did make up some half rhyme and normal (REAL) rhyme for me...
So yeah. Anything beyond this. Who cares. It's for me and Chris only. So we have something to be 'tight' over =]
I thought the ones I posted yesterday were bad. And then David showed me this...
Who would do this? And most importantly have they seen a psychologist???
BEcause that's mean and cruel and just horrible.
And then Lovely Chris wrote this and it cheered me right on up. Thanks homeskillet.
Wait. Then dnfbsjf,hbadsujh just said he stole them and didn't think of them. Although they sounded a tad too good for him. KIDDING Chris.
To make up for it you did make up some half rhyme and normal (REAL) rhyme for me...
Wolfman says:
im standing alone on this bridge
Wolfman says:
smiling as i look over the edge
Wolfman says:
i thought you were so amazing
Arrhenphobia Kjerstifloss 858 says:
Bridge and edge don't rhyme
Wolfman says:
to me you were always so fascinating
Wolfman says:
so?
Wolfman says:
called half rhyme
Arrhenphobia Kjerstifloss 858 says:
xD
Wolfman says:
Its something i could not let go
Arrhenphobia Kjerstifloss 858 says:
Half rhyme isn't true rhyme
Wolfman says:
" a feeling i could'n't help but show" real rhyme is dominated by rap
Arrhenphobia Kjerstifloss 858 says:
xD
Wolfman says:
"yet you're drifting away from me"
Wolfman says:
"you're killing my ecstasy"
Wolfman says:
thats the forst 2 verses
Wolfman says:
what about this one?
Wolfman says:
more half rhyme ahead though
Arrhenphobia Kjerstifloss 858 says:
Noooo
Arrhenphobia Kjerstifloss 858 says:
I love your ecstasy
Wolfman says:
"Betrayed and stabbed by those I'd once trust"
Wolfman says:
Broke free of the pain to fulfill my bloodlust"
Wolfman says:
Theres just one thing i want to do
Arrhenphobia Kjerstifloss 858 says:
=]
Wolfman says:
I want to get to you
Arrhenphobia Kjerstifloss 858 says:
Are YOU making this up?
Wolfman says:
"Evading the cops
just to hunt them
Look around the corner
we used to be friends"
Wolfman says:
i have made this up
Wolfman says:
from "betrayed" onwards is the Renegade Jimmy Theme song for the new, never finished movie
So yeah. Anything beyond this. Who cares. It's for me and Chris only. So we have something to be 'tight' over =]
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
On another note of pictures...
This made me laugh, angry, sad and really confused all at the same time.
Yet this one made me really scared for the poor dog who suffered for the "art"
And the last one that I found hilarious was...
Hilarious in a "what the...?" followed by a confused look mixed with retardation =]
Nighty night don't let your lover bite. Hard. =p
A tale of a fish. A fish tail. A fish tale.
Okay. So parachute is over. It was a "whoo hoo" type event. With much sun and hotness (and not just sun! ;)Kidding)
It was something I definitely want to do next year. Although I didn't understand the fascination with the Hamilton group?!?!
I did catch up with school people among others and i was uber careful not to get sunburnt. Which is good. Because otherwise I'd look JUST like this...
Anyways. Im glad I'm not burnt, slightly (hardly noticeable) darker or more tan or however you want to put it.
But now. The next "exciting" thing in my life is...
I'm going to get a small tank like this:
But really I'd love to have one of these... Despite the idea of being cruel and distressing the poor fish...
And put this in the former tank:
So yes. I'm vair excited about my phantom fish. What's funny is that my dad is getting quite interested in it all it's cute in a weird way. They have a massive tank at his work though full of fish. And I love Siamese Fighting Fish, they are gorgeous. Hopefully a blue one or possibly red or gold... Basically a really gorgeous one.
It was something I definitely want to do next year. Although I didn't understand the fascination with the Hamilton group?!?!
I did catch up with school people among others and i was uber careful not to get sunburnt. Which is good. Because otherwise I'd look JUST like this...
Anyways. Im glad I'm not burnt, slightly (hardly noticeable) darker or more tan or however you want to put it.
But now. The next "exciting" thing in my life is...
I'm going to get a small tank like this:
But really I'd love to have one of these... Despite the idea of being cruel and distressing the poor fish...And put this in the former tank:
So yes. I'm vair excited about my phantom fish. What's funny is that my dad is getting quite interested in it all it's cute in a weird way. They have a massive tank at his work though full of fish. And I love Siamese Fighting Fish, they are gorgeous. Hopefully a blue one or possibly red or gold... Basically a really gorgeous one.
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